i imagine that goes like that one episode of king of hill did, with cyclonus’ yelling for pain killers drugs when he’s in labor.
OH MY GOD. HE’S JUST LIKE.
no this is fine. the pool’s fine. it’s fine.
and then he just has this serene smile, calls tailgate over.
AND DIGS HIS FINGERS INTO HIS ARMS AND JUST YANKS HIM CLOSE AND HISSES INTO HIS AUDIO “BRING RATCHET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW WITH A FISTFUL OF PAINKILLERS OR IM KEEPING YOUR ARM”
tailgate decides to go get ratchet
OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY
Talk Finnish to me
what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week