Happy birthday, G1 cartoon!
imagine your favorite robot picking you up / holding you and gently nuzzling you
- Transformers Fans: why aren't there any girl transformers?
- Hasbro: lol silly women. they are robots. alien robots. they don't have genders. why would there be girls? lol
- Transformers Fans: so they're all boys?
- Hasbro: Yep
- Transformers Fans: does this mean that transformers are all boys that have romantic relationships with other boys?
- Hasbro: ...
- Transformers Fans: [draw fanart]
- Hasbro: shit shit SHIT SHIT QUICK MAKE FEMALES MAKE FEMALES